bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via dizzyhemmings)

jarofpixiedustandlightningbugs:

taissafarmiga:

thededaluscondition:

shelikestheboysintheband:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that performs at concerts

imagine having a boyfriend

imagine dragons

imagine dating a member of imagine dragons and watching him perform at his concert

(Source: michaelcillford, via imnotmeantforhappiness)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via b3ards)

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via lukehot)

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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(via adolphinhitler)